That smile the second after you almost gave up.
Microwave Popcorn Trick ~ So easy, you never have to buy microwave popcorn again! Add 1/3 cup popcorn kernels to a brown paper bag, fold the bag over twice then heat in a microwave — folded side down — for 2 minutes. THAT’S IT! Fresh popped popcorn without any fuss, ready for you to flavor as desired or eat completely bare… It really works and it is SO much better than the chemical-filled micro popcorn from the stores and way less salty!
If this actually works I will make out with the person who discovered it.
I am literally howling to myself right now. There are tears of laughter.
I just got a Tinder account to see what the fuss was all about. Within about 30 minutes I had a couple of messages. I replied with the general chit chat…then this gem…
Him: Whats ur number?
Me: I think its a little early for that. Sorry!
Him: haha are you a nice or naughty girl?
Me: Oh I get it. I’m a really dirty girl. I’m so dirty that I’m going to go take a shower right now. Peace.